Flan wants to get paid, get laid, gatorade.
A suicidal clown.
A digimon.
This zombie needs a loan.
A skeleton decorating a christmas tree.
Goddammit, Cut Man.
A houseplant named Carol.
A sexy penguin in a bikini.
Never-ending nosebleed.
A very ardent Trump supporter
Mike Wykowski is so alone.
A lonely king potato.