This hot dog has strong morals.

A white baby kitten sitting on top of a big fluffy orange cat's head, both showing love and care for each other.

Okay, team. Today I'm introducing a new Titan to the group. Here he is: LITERAL-ROBIN-ROBIN.

A man with a giant diseased purple tongue licking hungrily at an elaborate pizza. His tongue looks like something from a Junji Ito manga.

An anthropomorphic elephant fires blood out of a kawaii-pink .48 caliber.

Extreme derp-troll cat.

A blue shirt on a wire hanger. Wire hanger? WIRE HANGER? I HATE WIRE HANGERS!!

A serious face whose eyes seriously poop seriously.

An Elf is mistaken for an Imp, and is heavily discriminated upon. There is much prejudice, even in Middle Earth.

A sentient chocolate bar with asterisks as eyes.

This bow doesn't match my outfit, you sonofabitch.

Ms. Pac-Man gained weight and is showering herself in the ripped out hearts of her victims.