Fat chick with glasses has fallen and she can't get up. (Let's hope she dies).

Hitler, overdue for a hair cut.

Abraham Lincoln is green. Also he lost his hat and tells you to "Eat it". Good ol' honest Abe.

Windsor castle guard decides a blue hat is superior to black.

Jedi is getting too old for this shit.

Green universe will destroy us all.

Blind, pink, salamander (aka axolotl)

Red snake swallows pink ball.

The internet personified as a ghost from pacman.

Young boy can't take it anymore. Decides to end it by drinking a vial of poison.

Mr Gob can carry a bowling ball 10x his own weight in one hand.

There I was... naked, inside this fridge.