"Why do I live on this planet?" The red-spotted frog asked, "I am a tadpole and then I am dead. Why must I be doomed to this vicious cycle?"

Maria, you are not the Lorax and you will never BE the Lorax. Who the hell do you think you are? Go back to being dead, you prick.

Tails doesn't appreciate your statement. He finds it quite offensive, in fact. Who do you think you are, insulting a poor little fox? Go die

The ghost tries to scare the red muffin. However, the red muffin is faceless; it has no soul. The ghost has failed yet again. Silly ghost.

a construction vehicle driving over a pencil. the pencil is gone forever. it's dead. accept it. /believe it/.

A pink worms is very ugu

link fears setting his pubes on fire.

Sexy cowgirl humps a giraffe.

Mouse in a green jacket.

Sunflower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mighty isn't very happy about hugging trees anymore. Seems like the spark is just... gone.

2 is better than 1 and wont hesitate to remind 1 about it.