He's Barman

shrimp listening to sad audiobook

Rotting banana is disgusted by self

The frustration of trying to insert a USB dongle the right way

Fat Asian guy remotely detonates a charge that blows ISIS idiots to pieces

Subway of doom!

A hummingbird on LSD

A phase-shift short wave radar array

Sentient bubblegum's revenge – clueless girl is blown up like a balloon.

A nerdy boy watches a paper model of his school burn, fantasizing of doing it for real, even though he lacks the balls needed for it.

Claire was absolutely stuffed. But she wouldn't just admit that Jane's belly was the biggest. No, Claire had six more pizzas to finish...

Plump girls are best lovers