On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me- five Wiis a-wagglan, Four red-rings ringin, three traps-a-trappin, but no PS3 games.

Pink man with green tank top reaches out for "Dick"

Transsexual Jabba the Hutt is holding a knife and following somebody.

Harry Potter's disembodied head escapes from an angry man with long hair.

Sona purchased a headset to communicate with her teammates over Skype. It wasn't until she hooked it up that she remembered she was a mute.

That fat guy from Lost

Shapesnatch: "A bow tie with horrible power, it attacks an opponent by controlling others."

Shrek dances with a headless woman under the light of a disco ball. A pumpkin stares wryly from the sidelines.

The sun wearing shades, laughing at a woman made from scrotes.

"Good job, Roofy!" Roofy the dog has a gigantic boil on his snout. Looks painful! Wait, it's a ball! Nevermind.

Ron Weasley has the emone

Freddy Mercury using a rock as a pillow.