Phillip, the most beautiful purple pony man has ever seen. With voluptuous pink/purple mane and tail and stunning green eyes <3

Albert has a skin condition that he's infected with when he lost his arm in the Great War. Hes part elephant seal now and has bladder issues

Heman is a sexy beast

ibatman

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and he says to the man runnin' the stand "hey!" (bababa) "got any grapes?"

plastic surgery will turn your titties into coconuts

Mudkip in a tutu

Gunter, Why did you Gunt my fries?

Bulbasaur licking unicorn horns

Eevee wearing a tutu

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Unicorn Biker Gang