11:35 PM 25th August

No! Please no!

The King realizes that no matter how many Cheeto Chicken Fries™ are sold, he's never be able to repay his crippling debt. He sheds a tear.

A sink spewing a brown liquid. Nobody is nearby to witness the disaster

A whale

A man questions the way god created him

Luigi offers Mario a french kiss, but Mario nervously declines

Meta Knight gets called Borb for the last time

I love ya

A bad roast on a Valentines Day card

A white supremacist spots a negro in space, but refers to him as a "ni6"

After years of anxiety, a concerned citizen's worst nightmare finally cums true. The long awaited eruption of "Mt. Shoe" finally occurs.