Elmo's cousin, Sarah J. Parkson learns that she has Ovarian cancer of the leg, and only has 5 months to live, so she turns into a fish.

Bob stares at a box engulfed in flames.

“I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.”

The lonely shit in a cup, thinks about how pointless his life has been so far, he loads the gun and brings it up to his shit chin. Bam...

Dat jerk Victor, 'dun be stabbin' da' jelly mon.

Steven Chilton and Richard Burnish of Jesus Chatline.

Now unemployed Mario, pays a hooker to sing his theme song to him.

3 lines of color attack the lonely uppercase M

Kaiwai

Great Oden's Raven

Smelly Pirate Hooker

Channel 2 News with Lead Anchor Frank Richard, and Public News Team; along with Spanish Language News.