He's eating a pencil. Is he being a pencil sharpener? Holy cow, he could die. What if there was real lead in there? He'd choke! Then die!

An all-star shoe surrounded by three smiling piles of feces.

A yellow and red lock saying 'Mom' in a red text to a very large pea.

There's a green bird taunting someone, the pink bird is cheering. The yellow bird is pouting, and the orange bird just reaches towards a nut

Why is that guy reassuring the wall?

THAT LOOKS LIKE CHILL BRO. OH MY GOD THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO IS AMAZING.

Why is a pile of poo saying it's cute?

"CHILDREN DON'T GO TO BED." Shouts mother. "WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?" Screams back father. "I LIKE TRAINS." Said their only boy.

I say! Your mom is very fancy.

Please draw a cat with a hat. In a sack. With a great big pink bow on it's neck.