Turd asks god to decide his fate
a road you drive down if you are a gigantic homosexual
I have no life.
that ass is cash
A green octopus with a black beret on is being told off by a floating head to get off the xbox 360 but replying "No"
SNAKE? SNAAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Dun dun dun dun, nah nah nah. Game Over. Continue?
Your favorite fetish
A maze
Dubstep.
Windshield wiper fluid.
Nigga walkin in sayin' "Sup" and 3 white people disapproving his existence.
An amerifat with a number 1 usa t-shirt clapping before eat a fatty pizza
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