An incarcerated burrito grows to regret subjugating his body to HRT, for this was not the cute, soft bean-filled trap body he desired.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU MOTHERFUCKER

An orange struggles to maintain a constant jet of gastrointestinal gasses in which to stay afloat as it is stranded out at sea.

NASA's latest mission to find ps4 games on the moon proved to be yet another failure.

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Big Bird, Bert and Ernie question their sexuality.

Jesus takes Jack Black's job and teaches kids how to both count to eight as well as stop being a bunch of fucking retards.

Anon quickly deletes all the filthy unforgivable loli porn from his phone before he hands it off to his little sister to play Angry Birds.

An Asian/North American hybrid pokes his massive patriotic dong inside a woman, only to realize he's gay for boypussy.

USA finally comes to a logical conclusion for the war in the Middle East

Mickey Mouse prays his efforts will come to fruition as he reads aloud profane dark mantras summoning the Saviors of All Animation from Hell

A negroid that didn't do anything holds a decapitated head of a man he did not kill, since he was out spreading the word of the Lord.