Blind Sumo wrestler with gauges on tiptoes politely asks for a coffee.

Man with segmented neck attempts to tip his fedora with no hands.

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Bearded figure on the Titanic with an anchor in a place no anchor should ever be.

Easter Bunny gleefully proclaiming he can lay no more eggs.

A calf and christmas tree silently judging two guys playing with a bowling ball.

Santa paying the Easter Bunny for "services" under a crescent moon.

Two silent jellyfish contemplating their existence. One of them is a hooker.

Three guys longingly gazing at spilled ink.

Mr Krabbs tacitly avoiding an orange's gaze.

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A yodeling hobo on the Iron Throne

Alligator with whiskers passed out

Ice T holding a gun while driving

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