a guy who knows that it's pointless to breed if he can just use his telekinetic powers to steal little girls

In the vast nothingness of space there exists a purple planet which moon is an egg of a giant shrimp that's about to hatch.

this fucking zebra spilled those damn skittles again, god damnit

Beelzebub summoning his minions

new megadeth album

helpless beaver

Archery class accident

Sponge from Chernobyl, now it's name's Bob

Broccoli is in jail for violent rape

Sexual intercourse of white people

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