The director admires a frame of his new blockbuster film: Secret Agent Chicken. Chicken stands in front of a explosion with some doritos

hussie has finally decided to stop homestuck and follows his true passion. horses.

nepeta's cheery demeanor contributes to climate change by warming everyone's HEARTS. she's so cute.

dave looks at a cereal box of "Cal Fiber" in a confused manner

desperate circumstances force a man to extreme measures to take a leak

caliborn is a little teapot. here is the handle, here is THE STEAMING, BOILING LIQUID, OH GOD IT BURNS

Everyone Please Put Their Hands Up, This Is A Robbery.

one mans great journey

psssssssst is that alien fish dame hitler?

there is no pumpkin. the condense is amused; roxy is perturbed

dave is endeared by tiny caliborn while OH SHIT ROSE THERES A BIG ONE KILL IT KILL IT

karkat points out that that doesn't really sound like homestuck at all, sorry magical floaty octopus house elf pink hair butterfly