The number of IQ points you have
A happy face.
I give you a hamburger.
Mona Lisa is orange from spray on tans, this makes her happy.
Karkat and the Once Ler sensually kissing eachother.
Creativity
Oncest Fisting
Homestuck Sun listening to music
fingernail
Flame Princess from Adventure Time
Homestuck sucks
The pot calls the kettle black