A newborn baby being held up at gunpoint by a placenta.

A smiling banana phone.

Two puzzle pieces mating to Miley Cyrus music.

Doodle or Die

An accomplished woman wearing a party hat shouts: "I did it!". Apparently she has filled a room with her urine.

Joseph Stalin reincarnated into a big brown piece of poop. He is wrapped in a red blanket marked USSR. The people chant "Poop on Stalin!"

a burrito that can solve math problems, come up with ideas and also doubles as a flashlight.

a hamster hides in a sand castle

a depressed box of cheeze its that looks like harry potter

Batman

Pacman with huge injected pink lips

Two faces arguing. One says: "yeah it is" The other says: It's not.

Doodle or Die

A very hairy muppet takes off his bra and shows it to Bert.

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