These tacos may only be eaten on top of a car that goes 50 mph

Fire wears shades. That makes him COOL.

WHA-WHY DO I HAVE HORNS, WATSON

Cory Schneider occasionally enjoys hamburgers

King is glad that his friends are okay even though they have been glued together

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED NO MAN

Obsessive boyfriend wants to be up in your grill

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Aw Boomer, not the Turtle man display!

South Park is lame

Greedy spider doesn't want to share popcorn with his peers

Mentally challenged Hitler hates wearing kilts.

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