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dad didn't realise how well he taught his kids to fish and as a result was "hooked"

homeless and sick, pacman wallows in his misfortunes

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man being chased by his enraged eyeball

negatives of an emo punk

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tombstones asking to be re-killed

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dark haired girl fishing for compliments on her new breast implants

white guy dreaming of being black

two blind men in bling wandering down a highway

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