The giant snowball was going to crash into Earth, and the only one who could stop it was Super Horse. But he's just a stupid horse.

Billy, that's the carpet. Stop eating it.

The boy looks back at Disney Land, his eyes full of tears.

It's a BUILDING! FUCK! I'm 6 stories tall, I know a building when I see one!

A ghost gets sucked into a vacuum. "This sucks", it says, not realizing the irony.

This is an ugly flower, I give up. I'll just scribble it out, and then submit it. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Looks like tentacool wasn't too cool to get caught. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

GUYS I HATE DINOSAUR COMICS STOP LINKING IT TO ME GOD

Shakespeare's Hamlet originally featured an all-dong cast. Alas, poor Yorcock, I knew him well.

Pikachu stood no chance against my super saiyan powers. It's super effective.

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to fry," the evil mastermind pressed the button and the basket lowered slowly into the oil.

Robot discovers Christianity.