An Xbox fanboy posting on the internet.

A green sunset over a purple sea.

A flustered hamburger describes his hat.

Every Nintenyearolds' favorite game.

An angry face looks away in disgust at a red dot with Down's Syndrome.

A prison-hardened Meatboy rapes a reluctant cat.

Little blonde girl surprises Mormons with her ugliness.

Doodle or Die

a man staring at his barf

Doodle or Die

Fat and happy.

Doodle or Die

Bed wetter.

Doodle or Die

Omnomnom

Doodle or Die

A man shoots lasers out of his eyes while his cat tries to claw them.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×