No scissors allowed.

An extremely thin cat paws at a mirror while a red man is working on his red farm.

"Happiness is usually within arm's length, but love may just be out of one's grasp; you must take the extra mile to reach it." -- Unknown

Fats are scum.

A disembodied head with and arm angrily flips you off with terribly-drawn eyes.

A sleepwalking orange.

I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it...I don't need it... ... ... ... ...I NEED IT.

An African-American man pushes a watermelon across a rainbow.

A yellow fish cries, because it is on a strict diet and could not resist the delicious temptation of chocolate-covered bacon.

The wall has been attacked with the Portal Gun by Chell.

Real life vs. /v/. Basically polar opposites (yes, that way too. ;3)

A Boo is about to eat Blinky.