A short vole and a tall duck release a lame CD.

Doodle or Die

A large and bullying aubergine has just pushed over a smaller chap (another aubergine who, unlike the larger one, has no limbs).

A drooling fellow with bad posture holds a mentally unstable grizzly bear's hand/paw. He asks whether he can eat the aforementioned bear.

A man steals a padlock from a small tank. He may wish to use the stolen padlock to attach his Segway to a railing, but this is conjecture.

A connoisseur of drinks is enraged after being served horrible watery sloe gin. He bangs his fist upon the table.

A desparate pac man devouring rabbit droppings.

Doodle or Die

A young man, who has been preparing for this moment for many months, presents flowers to his love only to be cuttingly turned down.

Love is not applicable.

A dancing miner squid.

A monkey-pea looking mischievous.

A happy person is sick because the choir is broken.

Angry alarm clock feels slight guilt after making small pea cry.

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