A GLORIOUS SLICE OF PIZZA. IT'S PRACTICALLY GLOWING.

naked man with big blue eyes and a shovel arm.

Squash terrorists attack by throwing their own young at Manhattan.

A naked man proposes to another naked man. Still not as gay as Twilight.

A GORGEOUS STAR. IT'S A LOVELY, FABULOUS STAR. UNF. DAT STAR.

Torso no, ass yes.

Expensive designer beans by Dre.

Master pillar.

I couldn't understand the directions. Got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

2 types of disgustingly deformed trees.

a dog barfs his toys.

Rainbow penguin toast.

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