Doodle or Die

small flowered cactus basking in the sun

dude throws ice cube at a dog, whilst its master is bleeding out behind him.

green lantern is now a mobile TV. TOSHIBA!

tsunami!!!!!

a pizza comprised of a pepper shaker, three full mushrooms, and a half eaten sausage

sperm whale is a ladies man... (to blind ladies)

man does not believe in evolution

robin is sick of batman's shit

feminists construct a robotic bird to subliminally address slut shaming

mexican is confused

a painting of a chain is showed off at a gallery

Portuguese man offering a halo while asking if you sleep in peace

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