your mom had sex with your dad once

a supernatural italian has trouble with the ingredients of his pasta

garbled lovecraftian threats

A dolpin

boxy brown

A man who's head morphs into a basketball sometimes and he's murderously self-conscious about it.

self portrait with bacon

A red man trying to shove a Coke can as far as he can up a blue man's anus.

a man who has fallen on the ground and has ketchup stains on his face while an handicapped is looking on holding a vibrator

Michael J. Fox got a hold of a computer mouse.

a pair of purple lips holding a licorice stick covered in blueberry jam

A happy little bush with arms and legs and a face singing goddamn this pisses me off