Weaboos...weaboos everywhere D:

An incorrect statement!

Straddle that walrus, yeaaah!

Black eyed pea dreams of their mum behind bars :(

Here, let me get that for you.

Mathematical shorthand for "out of 100"

Veiny hat and balls playing baseball with the earth

After extensive study, Alan found he was indeed still alone.

As David forced out his pungent deuce he was unaware of a second party in the room.

goatse.cx

After dislodging the pencil, Gary found his problems were only just starting.

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?!