Chinese dragon plays the euphonium

Someone got a little too involved with some awful creepypasta.

PAPER BEATS ROCK. YOUR TIME ENDS NOW, YOU IGNEOUS INFIDEL.

Overly tanned woman has no arms, yet is still content. HOW ?

GOTTA GO FAST

Resonant frequency of a red cube. Any second now it will vibrate itself apart and explode.

Freshly hatched dragon egg, ready for fryin' and eatin'!

The Blue Eel hums a happy tune as it passes Death on its daily commute.

Calculate the volume of this fish.

The spookiest jacket and scarf combo. Blue and red? Simply horrifying!

No Fat Chicks

Sentient Cotton Ball pleads its fate by attempting to manipulate me with its cuteness. Too late, fluffy, you're goin' in my ear.