A three-chinned man with an exposed brain is trying to flirt with you and failing legendarily.

Square man in a top hat is entirely hammered/refusing to dance.

I'm more bothered by the fact that there's a ghost in our gilded bathtub.

Someone amputated the limbs of a Ninja Turtle and now he is enamored with you.

Jerk Propaganda

The New York Subway

NEWMAN.

SURPRISED PURPLE GASP

What is that cat doing in this blueberry muffin

Stan is telling Jim he's okay even though he's sobbing like a hurt little girl. Probably because someone bent the back of his chair.

please no

A boy is smiling at something called a rainbow. Little does he know that they tend to have more than three colors.