Spongebob is having insomnia because one guy told him he was going to beat him up.

Hulk is feeling angry because he his seeing his wife with another man

Typical day in the life of Bernd

Germans

sideways belgian ball is amazed because there is a bratwurst flying past him

Turk pizza with maggots, concrete and poo.

Bernd calls people he consideres friends but they call him a loser because he does nothing but sit in front of his compueter all day.

Girlfriend

Typical Saturday night for a Bernd

Snake spitting in beer can to play a trick on somebody

Nordic party

Typical French person holding traditional French thing in one hand and the French flag in the other hand.