Doodle or Die

godzilla writes his memoir about how he's struggled being a little girl trapped inside a lizard's body

nic cage is given the bees. NOT THE BEESSSS.

a pile poop of who wishes he was captain planet

Doodle or Die

one mountain tells the other that she is acting just like her mother

a baby being wrapped in a cocoon tells the beast responsible that he will end him

cynthia from rugrats is outside when it starts to snow snowballs

Doodle or Die

burger king looks over the cosmos, euphoric over finally conquering the universe

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a cat dressed as batman tries to seduce an iguana dressed as wonder woman

New Chain

macho man randy savage snaps into somebody's face

a mustached man is confused when god accuses him of rape

two friends compare turds. one is significantly bigger than the others. this makes one of them feel inadequate.

a stickman kills himself after sprawling out the message "ASDA"

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