Abraham Lincon allows the slaves to eat a fried egg off his lap

Salvador Dali calling people cigarettes on the internet

A hispanic man uses twitter to express his dismay about no longer being able to fuck stumps

Sonic has to go fast or he will become Pinocchio

The avatar of 4chan

Bill and Ted smoking weed in space

The intro to "Malcom in the Middle"

Sonichu finds employment elsewhere now that Chris-chan has abandoned his life of autism

Picasso was just standin here when tom cruise locked himself in the closet

Santa Mario detects coins hidden under a a pile of twigs

A russian man is confused by Social justice warriors and asks the Czech Republic to review his privilage

A snowman is chosen as Bernie Sanders Vice President