Sylvester Stallone portraying a bag of chips.

Thanks to eHarmony, a man suffers through a date with a spider.

The "have a nice day" face has grown a flabby body, and finds work as a nude artist's model.

A magical, mythical unicorn with a stylish pink horn.

The Hulk wants some cake to make up for his botched eyebrow piercing.

A guy *REALLY* hates someone named Paul, even though he's been dead and buried for years.

A green man with a bloody lip spouts unintelligible phrases!

Wilford Brimley becomes a hip meme.

A mythological unicorn plays hangman.

Even Ms. Pac Man gets PMS.

A man yells, "screw you" at an unsuspecting turtle, who's just trying to go to the bathroom in private.

Spongebob portraying Rambo, ready to kick some butt!