Goddamn nerd melted the bassetballs

Haha, too slow. Blue faggert

Closeup on blue deadpool's eyeless face, fade to black.

Some kind of a yellow thing with a shitty tie

Fuggin cyclopes hippie. Where's your doobie, hippie?

That downs syndrome apple is pissed

Satan has one boopin-ass finger, and he's calling the virgin mary (Who had a big ol' blowjob mouth, by the way) a woman.

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Boopin-ass truck

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