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A large pair of breasts rests upon the head of a kangaroo

The dingleberries of your past loom over your present.

Yo its a ghost thats spinnin hella sick dub-step off his pachnics turntable set. He's rollin face yo!

Frat Eagle got way to drunk after butt-chugging natty ice and puked all over your new timberlands.

You smoke DMT for the first time. Whiteness surrounds you and all you hear is someone calling son...there are bendy felt things and a bag.

Some nerdy comic book dude douchebag.

Porn star waits outside porn house in preparation for anal destruction.

Blue colored dude has a forked tongue that is excessively phallic in construct.

Mystery pokeball lying in the grass

Step-dad pikachu got drunk again and is yelling at your mother, calling her names.

A cyclops uses it's wizard powers to suck all the water from the world's oceans just to wet it's one stupid eyeball. Fuckin cyclops.

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