I think he's saying Reddit sucks dick..

a basketball that looks like nicki minaj

cheeseburger

whatever you want

your mother's dick

a mouse or soemthing

a fat man with a McDonald's Happy Meal on his belly

a cute little dragon thing breathing a cute little flame :3

an evil red man downloading stuff on his computer

it's Adventure Time

a mirror looking at himself in the mirror and getting scared and shit

the black guy from Harry Potter is thanking Harry for something