devilled ham tastes like shit. #wow #woah

SPORTS. LOST WAS THE WORST SHOW OF ALL TIME.

it rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets no games again.

NO WATER? WHAT WILL RICHARD PLANT DO NOW?

barney kills himself due to low ratings

fuck tumblr get money.

reverend al sharpton is stalking you. batter shut dat compy off an hit the hay-hay, know what i'm sayin?

carlton banks thinks you're a doofus.