An incredibly happy pizza-clock screams the time. 17:47

A muscular pink fish escapes from the black tentacles attacking it.

A cute little manta ray just swimming in the ocean, possibly about to sting an overzealous Australian.

A hobo yells at the worms that it's PEANUT BUTTER TIME! The worms anxiously await the peanuts. A nearby man yells IT'S A TRAP!

Santa Claus on a stick. DELICIOUS TREAT

The most delicious food in the world

A terrified guy being chased by a ninja with a kitchen knife

The best and simplest breakfast on Earth.

A fish and his earthworm friends celebrate a birthday. They're in a sea of piss.

Galo Sengen has finally captured his sweet, sweet prey: Sanic.

You just caught that pesky robot trying to steal your lemonade! He is shocked, and is pulling out a gun.

Misty and Ashe from Pokemon. Ashe just shat himself in excitement because he caught a Sanic. Little does he know that his world is doomed.