Ten points for Griffindor!

Notch >implying that he is a good programmer.

A hipster indie-gamer man giving money to Double Fine whilst simultaneously receiving a barbed-wire dragon shoe up his tight-jeaned ass

PeeWee Herman gets booked on yet another public masturbation charge.

Gabe Newell finding out he lost five pounds.

Your wagon has lost a wheel. Billy Bob Beau Green has died of dysentery

pokemans

A waste of fucking money.

Official flag of OP

The death of Thomas Kinkade

Gabe Newell realizing that Half-Life 2 was an awful game.