He's a penguin

A football field with a crowd holding up a sign saying "No Mexicans!"

Angry emoji

The words "harry troll" written at the bottom, with a moon and a game logo that I forgot the name of

A carrot in a microwave sent out into the deep reaches of space. It will learn more about the universe than we ever will.

A hippie designing a green house

An Xbox playing the new sports game, "AFLΨ"

Ms. Snippy the Scissors asks if anyone needs any scissoring.

A house a dog wouldn't live in

Teddy's smokin' a cig out the back. He ain't never been the same since the boss had him do the hit 5 months ago.

Let's go to the [ket]chup market

Alright. Draw a slanted line with a medium size brush starting from top left to bottom right. THEN, place a grey dot, small brush, under it

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