Missingno's Mega evolution

Eusine and Suicune getting married (Eusine is the bride)

Edward Teapothands laments his existence

this is why we can't have nice things

a dragon/fighting type pokemon wearing a thong (it has a peculiar musk)

The circumstances of one's high are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of hallucinogens that determines how you trip.

It might be grey snow, but it's certainly not an earlobe or a boob

A fish tried to cross the road. Tragedy ensued.

A french man sells vials of blood and wants to eat breakfast at 11:45

Hipster Jesus

Gyarados puts on its coolest sunglasses and lays waste to an entire city. Gyrados don't care. Gyarados don't give a shit.

Ampharos high fives a rhyperior; marill weeps as a krabby pinches its nipples