HE'S BAGGED A WILD DICK.

The Kool-aid man is ready for anything.

Egg man receives a favor from an imagined red shark, for which he is thankful.

I, deemed analyst, am ordered to further increase my ability to spell English words.

Yakkity yak vomits purple juice back.

Alien discovers 3D glasses for the first time while watching a documentary on the letter "Z".

Poorly written chickenscratch, probably by a 4-year-old using his mom's iPad.

Spongebob being dominated by Patrick, who shouts "MINE!" as he has his way.

Lazy artist starts a new chain with some squiggles of the number 2, and some eyes or some shit.

The Penguin in his younger years, with a coat hanger stuck in his face.

A man with no arms or legs attempting to apply Preparation H to his small to moderate case of hemroids. He also enjoys orange juice.

The red ninja turtle, age 5, Halloween costume: Pimp with an extremely long coat.