pizza party in pete's pants

i sit down when i pee

a naked, armless woman is shocked and disgusted at the sheer amount presented in front of her

What you did this Friday night

batman can't find his contacts

a monkey looks down, confused at what he sees

The king of Negroes loses an eyeball

the Michelin man shooting lasers in spaaaaaaace

three dudes have a watergun fight

a Swede with downs syndrome wants to take your land

The girl from The Ring tries out a new occupation: a gentle spook, followed by an offering of a balloon animal

you should be in bed