"Now are you going to behave yourself, or do I need to get the club of bees out again?"

A purple stick figure skydiving without a parachute on a nice sunny day.

"Stop telling me what to do! You're not my supervisor!"

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Unlock your hidden potential. Attain mastery over this flimsy reality. Realize the one true enemy: silverware.

Alienation. Solitude. Poor judgement.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Sapient life has been discovered on Mars. They were there the whole time, they're just very good at avoiding unwanted attention.

"Hmm. No. This is not the right utensil for this. This is not going to work."

AJ is a religious nut that gets all up at people with her opinions. She compulsively gets involved in others' lives and criticizes them.

Robo-Vader can't party as hard as his counterpart, and spends some time that evening praying to the porcelain god.

Draw yourself at the 2014 Сочи Olympics, either watching the games, seeing the sights, enjoying the accommodations, or petting stray dogs?