A bishie pirate blushing in the presence of a sexually frustrated palm tree.

An on-the-spot Original Character.

Two large beans fight for supremacy on the moon while fire rages in the background.

Fef ollie's out and Eridan wants her back.

DEY CALL ME DA DOLLAROSA. 5 DOLLAH MAKE DEM BLUEBLOODS HOLLAAAAAH. RAISE UR HANDS IF U BELEEEEB.

Severed... Nipples?

A Young Child Runs From The Severed Head Of A Child Molester. Onlookers Are Confused, And Do Nothing, Because We Live In America.

You Console The Poor Human Because His Milkshake Does Not Bring All The Female Callers To The Yard