a ghostly orange-feathered butt haunts johns most heterosexual of dreams

woe betides the average doodleordie user

what karkat had mistaken for an oddly-shaped avocado was, in fact, not an avocado at all, and decidedly more explosive

tavros does the windy thing with cute scribbles

modern gardening technology confuses a transparent alien

whatever you do, Do Not sniff this bottle

two scientists are shocked to discover that the alloys they had been experimenting with are actually aliens bent on destroying humanity

bubblegum men sentence a member of their village to certain death at sea

a mad genius revels in the chaos he has created by flooding the city in pepto bismol

a cloud bear dreams of one day becoming a real bear, until his fellow clouds sneak up on him

a large, vaguely menacing cloud of conversation floats towards unsuspecting victims

the sun has seen some gross shit