Doodle or Die

A long-nailed clown lacerates a bikini'd woman while sliding his erect hand betwixt her thighs.

Two men's heads, they are squiggly, elongated, red, and sideways. Each has two vertical mouths and a long nose. They almost look like bacon.

What I can only guess is a turd on top of what I can only guess is a bottle cap.

Doodle or Die

The DoD Skeleton has been beheaded. This picture is spooky because skeletons are spooky.

The red bird assures you that there is no gun behind him. He promises.

A dead fish with pretty gold background.

B-baka... m-my squiggly arms are m-moving on their own!!~

"Rlomet gay" says the purple spot infected with multicolored worm-like parasites.

A carrot's name is Jeff! He seems friendly.

DOH!! Superman messed up again.

Some kids have a snowball fight.

A happy apple with a dunce cap.

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