a man with an apple head was butt raped by the wind

a lady has been eaten by a jellyfish and the jelly fish is a cyclops wannabe

An old, bald, molester man is giving children flowers

A potato looking like a chucky doll

A shoe is going BANG because it has no purpose in life

A coffee mug sits all alone and thinks about his sad, sad, sad, sad, sad life... amen.

a gangster knife that likes to teach children how to twerk

A bald Edward Cullen is trying to rape the handicap sign with his muffin hands.

your dentist is actually A DOG!!! dun dun dun!

lorde in a bath tub filled with money

marceline confesses her love to a dumb rock

titanic all over again