Investing some money

All hail shit

I ghost stole a cute kitty. D=

Slenderman

This man doesn't know what Casino Royale is. Have pity on him.

Digging a grave

These are not the donuts you're looking for.

Teh Cake. It is a lie.

A racist doctor.

A violent bear.

Checks and Balances

A bug is trapped under a log, and is shouting for help!