A neatly tied bunch of asparagus.

A very sad giraffe shouts "no!"

Hotdog with crazy eyes, dancing his hotdog ass off.

The words "Doodle or Gay" in black with red sunbursts extending from the perimeter.

Link having an unfortunate accident with the hookshot.

Michael Jordan's game-winning dunk on the Monstars.

A man with a large coat is ecstatic about being fellated by another man.

A meteor strikes EA headquarters on a partly cloudy day.

Red hellfire clouds rain green and blue confetti and giant purple hellworms spitting acid.

Trogdor, burninating

anti-anti-semitism

waiting for God to revive my pet jellyfish